Doing Time at Rice: The Insider's Guide

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  • Jim Fowler
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And so here I am and here you a re . A b i t obv ious perhaps, but true, nevertheless. Steely Dan is on the radio, and my editor wan t s me to write £ nutshell description of Rice for the edification of our newest fr iends and for the sake of getting a few more columns in this, the student mouthpiece. I could be a t a p a r t y r i g h t now d r i n k i n g daquiris, but I believe it is impor tant to acquaint you, the Freshman class of 80, with Rice, which you will come to love and hate in the next four years. From wha t I have seen, you are not all t ha t much different from anybody else. Now before you write letters to this paper in which you burn my ass, I deserve fur ther reading. L a s t n i g h t I s a t a t t he matriculation ceremony and scoped you out. Especially the girls. I saw a group of people who are still not sure wha t they are gett ing into, but are willing to do wha t they can to enjoy themselves. You should for the money you are laying down to study your butts off and cave your s tomachs in with commons food. You recognize a b o r i n g speech when you hear one, and you qu ick ly pick up t h e f i n e tradition of s t ra in ing your lungs to show tha t you do have college spirit. And tha t is good.

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تاریخ انتشار 2012