Given a euclidean vector space V , a linear map η : V ∧ V → V is called dissident in case v, w, η(v∧w) are linearly independent whenever so are v, w ∈ V . The problem of classifying all real quadratic division algebras is reduced to the problem of classifying all eight-dimensional real quadratic division algebras, and further to the problem of classifying all dissident maps η : R ∧ R → R. Shoul...