“Football is a very simple game. For 90 minutes, 22 men go running after the ball, and at the end, the Germans win.” Although the game is simple, analyzing it can be hard. Just what makes one team better than another? How much difference do tactics make? Is there really such a thing as a “lucky win”? Here, we try to answer these questions in the context of RoboCup. We take the giant set of log ...