No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be,Am an attendant lord, one that will doTo swell a progress, start scene or two,Advise the prince; no doubt, easy tool,Deferential, glad be of use,Politic, cautious, and meticulous;Full high sentence, but bit obtuse;At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—Almost, at Fool.—T. S. Eliot, from “The Love Song J. Alfred Prufrock”I accepted new calling, course...