'What is a sadist? A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.' When I first heard this joke, I smiled, of course, realizing that the brutality of the sadist is, in fact, kindness to a masochist, which is the source of the comic effect being a(n apparent) contradiction resolved. What I did not realize was that I would have had another reason to smile: the kindness of the sadist tortures th...