Let μ1, . . . , μn be continuous probability measures on Rn and α1, . . . , αn ∈ [0, 1]. When does there exist an oriented hyperplane H such that the positive half-space H+ has μi(H) = αi for all i ∈ [n]? It is well known that such a hyperplane does not exist in general. The famous ham sandwich theorem states that if αi = 2 for all i, then such a hyperplane always exists. In this paper we give ...