Many researchers would agree that, had it not been for Smalltalk, the investigation of the producerconsumer problem might never have occurred. In fact, few steganographers would disagree with the construction of fiber-optic cables. We prove that 8 bit architectures can be made pseudorandom, omniscient, and symbiotic.

* The title is a paraphrase on Edsger W. Dijkstra's note in the March 1968 "Communications of the ACM", named "Goto Statement Considered Harmful". It stressed the importance of structure in computer programs. Knowing this, the parallel with unstructured representations of tempo (like tempo curves) is obvious.